Random Joke: Rules of the Road

- The female passenger will have to pee every 50 miles, no matter how fast you drive.
- The millisecond you throw a beer bottle from your car, a state trooper will appear.
- The exact change toll lane moves slower than the lane that has to make change.
- The minute you pass a "Last exit for 50 miles" sign, someone will have to pee.
- If you approach an empty intersection at 3:00 AM, the light will turn red and stick for two or three cycles.
- The minute you decide to run the red light at 3:00 AM, a state trooper will appear.
- Car trouble never happens until you have an important meeting, are already running late, or are at least 100 miles from any type of help.