Nice Questions, Stupid Answers

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>TEACHER: Why are you late?
>BARBIE: Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>BARBIE: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>TEACHER: Joy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
>JOY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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>TEACHER: Stephen, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>STEPHEN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>STEPHEN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
>GERMAN: "HIJKLMNO"!!
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>GERMAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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>TEACHER: Sonjay, go to the map and find North America.
>SONJAY: Here it is!
>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
>CLASS: Sonjay!
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>TEACHER: William, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
>have ten years ago.
>BYRON: Me!
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>TEACHER: Benjamin, why do you always get so dirty?
>BENJAMIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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>CELIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
>CELIA: Your name on this report card.
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>TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
>BOBS: Don't bite any.
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>TEACHER: Nova, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>NOVA: I is...
>TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
>NOVA: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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>Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>Tintin: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday at the
>same time."
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>Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
>one is blue with red spots!
>Larry: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
>home.
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>At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute
>5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got
>'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, " 'cause Mommy's still got hers.
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>Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
>what virtue would I be showing?
>Roldan : Brotherly love.
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>Teacher: Now, Ivan, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
>Ivan: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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>Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
>no longer interested?
>Daisy: A teacher.
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