Are Computers Female?

->They look nice and are user friendly, until ya have them a few years
->They have a lot of data, but not in any logical sequence
->Picky, picky, picky
->The sequence of strokes is often quite vital
->They hear what you say, but not what you mean
->Beauty is only shell deep
->Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed
->Always turn simple statements into big productions
->Small-talk is important
->Some models take forever to warm-up
->You do the same thing for years, then suddenly it's wrong
->They make you take the garbage out
->They are quite susceptible to all kinds of internal infections
->Miss a period and they go wild
->As soon as you get one, you see a better one
->No one but the creator understands the internal logic
->Older models have power surges that knock them out
->They are quite capable of "locking you out"
->Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference
->The language they use to communicate with all other computers is quite incomprehensible
->Error messages are as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm not going to tell you"
->When you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
->They never tire of using the telephone
->There's no such thing as a "crash-proof" computer
->All too often they require it to be done "their way" or not at all

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