Little Johnny Joke: God, Are You Really There?

Little Johnny was laying about on a hill in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape.

Soon, he began to think about God.

"God? Are you really there?" Little Johnny said out loud.

To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes, Johnny? What can I do for you?"

Seizing the opportunity, Little Johnny asked, "God? What is a million years like to you?"

Knowing that Little Johnny could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to which Little Johnny could relate. "A million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute."

"Oh," said Jimmy. "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?"

"A million dollars to me, Johnny , is like a penny."

"Wow!" remarked Little Johnny , getting an idea. "You're so generous...can I have one of your pennies?"

God replied, "Sure thing, Johnny ! Just a minute."

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