Priest Joke: Confession of a Sinner

There once was a young woman who went to confession.

Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

She said, "Last night my neighbor´s husband made passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

She asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that damn smile off of your face!

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