Celebrity Joke: Dumbest People in Hollywood

The New York Daily News has released its "50 Dumbest People in Hollywood" list with Lindsay Lohan topping the list.

Paris Hilton would have been on the list but she totally messed-up her application.

- Alex Kaseberg

Courting Clintons

Political experts say Hillary Clinton is showing her femininity to court older, married women.

To even things out, Bill Clinton is spending his time courting younger, single women.

- Jim Barach

Jay Leno Joke: Screeners Study

A new study found that screeners at L.A. International Airport missed 75 percent of the bombs that were sent through the line as tests.

However, they did confiscate 100 percent of people's water bottles which forced them to buy new ones for five dollars at the airport gift shop.

- Jay Leno

Clown Convention

The 12th International Clown Convention is being held in Mexico.

Apparently, the Mexican clown's most popular routine is stuffing 30 clowns into the trunk of a car and heading north to Los Angeles.

- Conan O'Brien

Jay Leno Joke: Botox Billion

According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars!

Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldn't tell by looking at their faces, but they were.

- Jay Leno

Hilton Charity

In a recent interview Paris Hilton said that life is about more than parties, and she wants to do a lot more charity work.

So now once a week Paris goes to a shelter and sleeps with a homeless guy.