Marriage Joke: Saving for the Marriage

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.
- "My son, you shouldn’t be doing that,"
said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."

The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said,
- "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.
- "Yes, my son?" said the priest.

- "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I’ll never forget the advice you gave then."

- "And what was that, my son?"

- "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving that stuff for when I get married," said the young man.

- "That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest.

- "Did you take my advice?"

- "Yes I did, Father, but there’s only one problem."

- "What’s that, my son?"

- "Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

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