Sunday, November 04, 2007

Marriage Joke: Bad News, Good News

George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."




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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good one.

The gentleman concerned needs to learn how to keep his personal and professional "affairs" private and condifidential.

If one is going to seriously contemplate relationship diversification, one must first be prepared and have worked out full proof ways in which the affair can be kept secret.

It is crucial to do your homework before undertaking your 'extra duties' at the office.

Not to do so shows incompetence.


Cheers

Andrew