Bottle of Champagne

A woman goes into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. She takes the first glass and pours it down the back of her skirt.

The bartender looks amazed as she pours another glass and again tips it down her skirt.

Finally, the bartender asks, "Why are you pouring your drinks down your skirt?"

"Well," the woman replies, "I´ve just won the lottery and this is the only asshole I´m sharing it with!"

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