Nationality Joke: Titanic and Pearl Harbor

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.
At the counter, he sat next to the famous Hollywood director,
Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.
After a couple of beers, the Chinese sensed that
Spielberg was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the
Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious
hook from the director.

Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell is that for?"

Spielberg ranted: That's for the bombing of Pearl
Harbor, you #@@!!##! My dad perished in that bombing!"

I am not Japanese, you stufid Nincomfoof! I
am Chinese" exclaimed the Chinese.

The inebriated director replied, "Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese,
Burmese,Chinese, Vietnamese, you are all the same."

Regaining his composure, the Chinese dusted off his
white pants, straightened the collar of his loud bird-of-paradise
printed shirt, took his seat and ordered a double R&B from the
bartender. After a few sips, the Chinese stood
up and delivered his best Jackie Chan karate kick,
sending the director flying halfway across the room.

"What was that for?!!' shouted the surprised Spielberg
from about fifteen feet away.

"That's for sinking the TITANIC! I had my
grandfather on that ship!", the Chinese answered back.

"You ignorant Chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an
iceberg!" exclaimed the director.

"Yah yah yah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg... you
are all the same."

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