It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "THIS IS A BIRTHDAY SUIT INSPECTION!!!!!!!! I wanna see you's all formed up outside butt naked NOW!"
So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks. The Sarge walked out and yells, "Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly...
The captain comes along with his swagger stick. He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it.
"DID THAT HURT?" he yells.
"No, Sir!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man. He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the swagger stick.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Military Joke: Birthday Suit Inspection
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I would like to point out a few things first of all as a United States Marine I can tell you this was written by someone ine the army or has history with the army. The Corps has never and will never call our Drill Instructors "drill sergeants" and we will never call our Sergeants "sarge" and while I am pointing out these flaws i would also like to mention during Boot Camp a recruit (not a Marine because until that title is earned you are only a recruit) is not allowed to talk in anything but the third person so saying "Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir" is wrong in numerous ways and out of curiosity where was the Captain mentioned prior to him being impressed and I guarentee an officer doesnt care about a stupid inspection like the one described. but honestly with the proper corrections this has the potential to be a decent almost humerous joke. Semper fi
Here's your joke:::
Military pilot who had sex with an 11 year old boy when he was 17!!!
A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO HAD SEX WITH AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT!!! He needs to be on a sexual preditor list.
How long did he masterbate and think about having sex with boys? In boot camp? Into his flight training? 20, 25 YEARS OLD??? OLDER???
Dave Letterman - "Creepy rotten grape attached to an otherwise normal bunch." Joke's on you.
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