Rude Questions and Answers

Q: Why did God give women multiple orgasms?
A: So they can fucking moan when they’re happy, too.

Q: What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest?
A: A pimple wait till you’re about 15 till it comes on your face.

Q: What is the difference between garbage and an ugly girl?
A: Garbage gets picked up at least once a week.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Wall Street firm with a B&D brothel?
A: A business for stocks and bondage.

Q: What’s the difference between a downhill putt and a blowjob?
A: You’ll never hear a guy getting a blowjob say, "Slow down!
Stop! BITE, YOU COCKSUCKER!"

Q: Why are men so concerned about the size of their penises?
A: Because they should be.

Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid, but very few are blind.

Q: What defines a truly sensitive guy?
A: He doesn’t make his girlfriend blow him after he buttfucks her.

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