Amusing Stories: Bumper Stickers

- IF YOU CAN’T FEED EM, DON’T BREED EM!
- Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
- If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
- Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
- I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
- Illiterate? Write For Help.
- Honk If Anything Falls Off.
- Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
- He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.
- I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
- (The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
- Guys: No Shirt, No Service
- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
- Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
- Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
- How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
- All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
- POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON

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