Funny Signs in Places

Advertised on the side of a city bus:
"Thinking about committing suicide? Perhaps we can help."

Written above the toilet roll dispenser in a male cubicle at Monash University in Melbourne, Australia was:
"Arts Degrees - please take one."

In downtown Pittsburgh, PA at Christmas time there was a sign on a big Catholic Church that said:
"Closed for the Holidays".

At a Pub in Australia:
Sexual harassment will not be prosecuted. However, it will be graded.

Sign on state detention center visible from traffic crawling along a Boston Interstate:
"If you had broken the law, you'd already be home!"

Sign in front of an auto junkyard on Malta:
"We Have Japanese Body Parts!"

In a pub toilet in Llanelli, west Wales:
"Yesterday, the bottom fell out of my world, so I drank 8 pints of Felinfoel Ale and this morning, the world fell out of my bottom."

On an older compact car was the bumper sticker:
"This car is constipated, it can't pass anything"

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